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52 hilarious work quotes that will make you laugh and help you release stress

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If you’re anything like me, sometimes you just need a good laugh to get through a stressful or boring day at work.

To help you with that, I want to share 52 hilarious work quotes in today’s post.

Funny one to help you release some pent up pressure and stress. Somewhat inspiring ones that will make you laugh and might help you change your perspective for the day a bit.

And smart and timeless sayings that you can share with your favorite colleagues to make their day a little better too.

Hilarious work quotes to help you relieve stress

“I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours.”
– Jerome K. Jerome

“Hard work has never killed anyone, but why would you take the risk?”
– Edgar Bergen

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine not having one.”
–Oscar Wilde

“If you think your boss is stupid, just remember: if he were smarter, you wouldn’t have a job.”
–Albert Grant

“The problem with unemployment is that as soon as you wake up in the morning, you’re already working.”
– Slappy White

“People who work while sitting are paid more than people who work while standing.”
– Ogden Nash

“Work is against human nature. The evidence is that it makes us tired.”
– Michel Audiard

“I have all the money I will ever need if I die at four.”
– Henny Youngman

“The worst part of success is trying to find someone who is happy for you.”
– Bette Midler

“I work for myself, which is nice. Unless I call in sick, I know I’m lying.”
–Rita Rudner

“My keyboard must be broken, I keep hitting the escape key, but I’m still working.”
– Unknown

“I’m always late to the office, but I compensate for that by leaving early.”
– Charles Lam

“The only thing that ever brought success was a hen.”
– Sara Brown

“The brain is a beautiful organ; it starts working as soon as you get up in the morning and doesn’t stop until you get to the office.’
–Robert Frost

“I’m not afraid of hard work. I’ve done so much of it that I know what it looks like.
– Bob Hope

Hilarious work quotes for your colleagues

“Choose a job you love, and you’ll never have to work a day in your life… because people probably won’t be hired in that industry.”
– Dorothy Parker

“Dream big, work hard, stay focused and surround yourself with funny people.”
–Carol Burnett

“Success is just a matter of luck, question every failure.”
– Earl Wilson

“No one goes before their time – unless the boss leaves early.”
– Groucho Marx

“Hard work highlights people’s character: some roll up their sleeves, some turn up their noses, and some don’t show up at all.”
– Sam Levenson

“The difference between trying and triumph is only a little!”
– Marvin Phillips

“Work until your bank account looks like a phone number.”
–Richard Branson

“The expert at anything was once a beginner, but the beginner probably had more fun.”
– Unknown

“Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love what you do, you will be successful.”
– Mark Twain

“The only place where success comes before work is in the dictionary.”
–Vince Lombardi

“I always wanted to be someone, but now I realize I should have been more specific.”
– Lily Tomlin

“If you think you’re too small to make a difference, try sleeping with a mosquito.”
– Dalai Lama

“Success is like reaching an important birthday and discovering that you are exactly the same.”
–Audrey Hepburn

“Doing nothing is very difficult… you never know when you are done.”
–Leslie Nielsen

“Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are good, you have to ram them down people’s throats.”
– Howard Aiken

Hilarious quotes about work pressure and for when you’ve had enough

“The reward for good work is more work.”
– Francesca Elisia

“Meetings: None of us are as stupid as all of us.”
– Dave Barry

“I learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.”
– Maya Angelou

“The closest anyone ever comes to perfection is filling out a job application.”
–Stanley Randall

“If you try to fail and succeed, what have you done?”
– George Carlin

“Work is the most beautiful thing there is. So we always have to save some of it for tomorrow.”
– Don Herold

“Committee: A group of people who individually can do nothing, but together they can decide that nothing can be done.”
– Fred Allen

“The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine not having one.”
–Oscar Wilde

“Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough not to quit.”
– George Carlin

“It’s a shame that the only thing a man can do for eight hours a day is work. He cannot eat for eight hours; he cannot drink for eight hours; he can’t have sex for eight hours. The only thing a man can do for eight hours is work.”
– William Faulkner

“A cell is just a padded cell without a door.”
–Mitchell Ratner

“I learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but people will never forget how you made them roll their eyes.”
–Robin Williams

“Never put off until tomorrow what you can completely avoid.”
–Steven Wright

“I’m not late, I just enjoy coming in.”
– Marilyn Monroe

“The light at the end of the tunnel has gone out due to budget cuts.”
–Robert Townsend

“If your boss lets you down, look at him through the tines of a fork and imagine he is in jail.”
– David Brent

“A meeting is an event where minutes are taken and hours are wasted.”
– James T. Kirk

“My resume is just a list of things I hope you never ask of me.”
–Scott Adams

“I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right.”
– Jane Goodall

“By working faithfully eight hours a day, you can eventually become the boss and work twelve hours a day.”
–Robert Frost

“I hate losing things at work, like pens, papers, sanity and dreams.”
– Sarah Kuiper

“If a man tells you that he got rich through hard work, ask him, ‘From whom?'”
– Don Marquis

Want more funny quotes and motivational sayings for your workday? Check out these positive workplace quotes, these quotes for work (motivation to work hard and smart), and these helpful work ethic quotes. Plus this post full of inspiring quotes about teamwork.

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