123 Thoughts I Had While Rewatching ‘A Simple Favor’

If, like me, you count the days to the non-entertainment-navigation-but-extremely-welscy follow-up on A simple favor (appropriate Another simple favor, I think I A simple favor II: Electric Boogaloo Did you not pass?) Lands on Prime Video on 1 May, then today’s ROM-Comment Exception is for you. Yes, friends, it’s time to view the original 2018 -thriller with Blake Lively, Anna Kendrick and Henry Golding in the lead.

Below you will literally find every thought I had while reinforcing A simple favor On Netflix.

1. God, these opening credits are so fun and Français.
2. Paul Feig, you Sly Francophile!
3. Wait, this movie was a novel?
4. That looks like something I should have known.
5. And here is Anna Kendrick as Stephanie, a mum blogger who makes CourgeChini chocolate chip cookies. (Barf. Paleo mothers, love yourself more than this!)
6. Hey, she said “a simple favor”! Everyone drinks!
7. TL/DR: Emily (Blake Lively) is missing and Stephanie is worried about it, although not enough worries not To vlogs.
8. Why do rich schools do things like “International Cuisine Day”? The children are of course not old enough to bring this together! You just make more work for the parents!
9. Hey, it’s Andrew Rannells.
10. And Aparna Nancherla!
11. If I have a child, will the parents of the other children be mean to me? Because I have already gone through this entire school claque Rigamarole!
12. Okay, top-10 best movie entrance of all time for blake lively.
13. She is soooooo gay-coded (and so hot, if I can be so daring) in this film.
14. “Mama already has a play date with a symphony of antidepressants.” Lol.
15. Stephanie, if a hot woman in a trilby hat asks if you drink, say yes.
16. Françoise Hardy in the background? Hell yes.
17. Apologize is A damn female habit, Emily, but when someone tells me that I should not apologize, I automatically apologize for my apologies, so how do you suggest that I am three-point out of that specific femme intersection?
18. Oh yes, I forgot that Stephanie is a single mother in this film, while Stephanie’s husband Sean (Henry Golding) is almost course attractive.
19. Henry Golding and Blake Lively sex? Okay, bisexual bat signal!
20. Can we forbid the term “mama brain”?
21. Do I really have to believe that there is no decent babysitter throughout Connecticut “?
22. I mean, shit, I will go there if it means to be richly paid and by strirt by Stephanie and Sean!
23. This Stephanie is wild from the Lesbian-Groomsman on Stephanie.
24. Ooh, a little Zaz now! The soundtrack continues to deliver.
25. I feel that I just got a valuable tip about how I could make a Martini, but I zoned.
26. Oh, these girls are drunk.
27. Emily bisexual revelation!
28. “Prudes are also people.” So real!
29. Wow, it doesn’t take much to let Stephanie spill the biggest secret of her life (then with a man who turned out to be … her half -brother?).
30. A line is never supplied with as much panache as Blake Lively says: “You are a brother-fucker! Oh, that’s good.”
31. Okay, we have a second place in “Hey Brother-Fucker, do you want to keep eating?”
32. I want a friend who will come, get really drunk, humiliating secrets and then make me eating!
33. Andrew Rannells who observes this distorted “friendship” is dynamic is All of us.
34. “Give them heck!” AW, Steph.
35. Okay, it doesn’t matter how annoying your beta-mother friend is, you can’t just dump your child on her without warning for to dawn.
36. Oop, now the house of Sean and the police are involved.
37. Okay, why hate this bitch (Emily) to be photographed so much?
38. I am a bit the ideal person to summarize a thriller A simple favorBecause I have actually seen it before, but I have no memory of what is happening.
39. I want to look at a kind of Mama-Vlog channel that acts as an investigation into real crime.
40. Stephanie’s idea of ​​a ‘fancy’, Emily-like outfit sends me.
41. Patti Harrison!
42. “You buy Tom Ford.” Let’s go, Stephanie-Channing-Emily!
43. I really want to cross with this small trio bitchy parents who passively observe Stephanie, fool themselves.
44. Oh shit, will Stephanie and Sean connect?
45. Again, I have I’ve seen this whole movie for. And yet, here I am enchanted by every plot point!
46. They found Emily’s body.
47. Or … do they have?
48. Oop, okay, that is certainly her.
49. Or … is it?
50. Andrew Rannells (sorry, I played on his character name) and admits that he admits Stephanie that he and his girls are looking at her wogs to make jokes about it, is daring and a bit of praise.
51. Emily’s child does not diagnose Stephanie incorrectly with trying to be his mother, and it certainly comes to her, although she is still trying to help him mourn.
52. Yes, Stephanie and Sean are connected. You called it, kid!
53. I think the name of the child is Nicky, although I wouldn’t bet on it.
54. And the name of Stephanie’s son is … something. It’s absolutely something.
55. And now for a little emotionally resonant Serge Gainsbourg!
56. French who say the words “Bonnie Parker” and “Clyde Barrow” will always be funny.
57. AH, The required spiritual supporting-emily’s-Skin-BY-Trying-on-Her-Her-Dress Moment.
58. Oh wow, Sean has held an enormous life insurance policy for Emily before her death. Are we dealing with a Timothy Ratliff style Family Annihilator?
59. Anna Kendrick really has an almost Steve Carrell-like gift for comic timing.
60. Eek, Nicky says he saw his mother at school. Ghost? Or is anyone … not dead?
61. Ahhhhh, he made the blue bracelet Stephanie for Emily!
62. Bro, stay with a woman who has stolen invaluable jewelry from your mother, is … a choice.
63. On the other hand, Sean seemed to know very well that he became in something deeply insane with Emily.
64. Steph, if a man says, “You see me”, you have to do that run.
65. Pistool in a Manolo Blahnik Box!
66. And a dildo in a dresser draw!
67. Man, Emily was (is ???) nice.
68. Stephanie comes in to Sean, what … honey! No!
69. Vlog seance time.
70. The children’s actor who plays Nicky has a reach, I have to say.
71. Oh shit, Stephanie nodded a small nod at her revelation of “brother-fucker” in the post that could really come from Emily.
72. And then, of course, a telemarketer call.
73. And then a phone call from Emily!
74. That’s life.
75. Omg, Sean! Cue “Gaslighter” through the chicks.
76. Wait, so Stephanie’s late husband knew About her thing with her brother? And … maybe killed intentionally?
77. Another thing I forgot: this Emily/Stephanie Kus that Stephanie is clear in and Emily is not phased.
78. Linda Carlellini!
79. In an artistic-lesbian role, no less!
80. Aha, a link between the Michigan camp that Emily reportedly died and this weird past as “Claudia” that she led the artist with Linda!
81. Omg, Emily used to be … Gemini?
82. Called Hope and faith?
83. Such as that multicam sitcom with Kelly Ripa?
84. Okay, the last time I will shout the name of an actress, but: Jean Smart!
85. Stephanie’s Jaunty Little Investigation Hair Bow kills me.
86. This woman doesn’t miss.
87. “It’s inappropriate, the way the man sends me.” God, the delivery!
88. Okay, Emily’s mother knows her as faith and refers to some mysterious fire.
89. Man, Stephanie is really good at base out of trouble (she flies Emily’s mother house with the knowledge that Emily was twins).
90. Still vlogging while you investigate your psychosexually charged bestie’s disappearance after you had shot her husband with her husband, is a real obligation.
91. Hey, there is Emily! Furious looking at the vlog!
92. This scene by Stephanie raps with the radio is spiritually linked to Marnie Michaels sings ‘stronger’.
93. Emily meets Sean Incognito to rightly get angry with him because he sleeps with Stephanie (in a perfect little hat, I could add).
94. So Emily organized her own death for insurance?
95. Oop, and she has another gun!
96. Stephanie Morst to Sean that Emily had a twin (who is responsible for the DNA match on the body in the lake), and for some reason there is an insurance lady?
97. Oh, it’s because the insurance claim will not take place. I have it, get it.
98. I can’t get anything past me!
99. Stephanie is starting to dress better, which clearly means that she has the upper hand.
100. Yes, girl! Gas lamp him back!
101. Emily in this white suit! I burned, I, I VERGA!
102. I only realize that this is 100% inspiration for the suit I have bought for it with Gala that is currently at the tailor, and I did not agree.
103. Just wait a damn minute, they were that triplet?
104. Faith, hope and charity?
105. Okay, so hope and faith killed their bad father.
106. But then they split out because they were too noticeable?
107. And they would meet again, but Hope never came?
108. Okay, so Emily met the belief in their old camp and … did her kill her?
109. I have to know exactly what they did to let Blake Lively play the face so that she could play her own heroin-addict twins.
110. Wait, okay, so Emily didn’t actually kill her twins?
111. Oh, wait, yes she did, lol, but only after Faith tried to drown her.
112. And she put the ring she stolen from Sean’s mother on her!
113. But she clearly lies against Stephanie about the murder of her sister, who is actually capable of ferrets as a lie.
114. Sean knew all the time ???
115. Aw, Emily came back for her son!
116. Type of the underlying mansus-versus-Sahm cultural dynamics that are being investigated here.
117. Perfect use of the song “Laisse Tomber Les Filles.” Leave the girls alone, indeed!
118. I love female Cahoots.
119. OMG, Andrew Rannells to the rescue!
120. Okay, wait, after a very long double and triple crossing series … Emily is arrested?
121. Well, it seems that at least she enjoys prison.
122. AW, and Stephanie is a private detective slash vlogger.
123. Is this the most thoughts I have ever had about a movie?